The Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™, a recurring feature on the Wizbang Blog, returned with its latest batch of entries for the week of March 7, 2026. The contest, which invites readers to caption a provided image, has long been a favorite among fans of political satire and clever wordplay. This week’s entries, submitted by a wide range of participants, reflected the current political climate with a dose of humor.

The Winning Entries

The contest featured six winning entries, each capturing a different facet of the image and the political landscape. The first prize was split between two entries. McGehee’s submission, “I don’t know who this guy is but I’ll bet anything he sleeps in something from Frederick’s of Hollywood,” drew attention for its cheeky implication. Brian Brandt’s entry, “It is MA’AM!!”, was also selected as a winner, offering a direct and humorous response to the image.

Par4Course’s caption, “The face Tim Walz makes when asked, ‘What is a woman?'”, was another highlight, referencing the Minnesota governor and touching on current debates. Paul Hooson’s entry, “The last Walz?”, played on the idea of legacy and political identity. Other notable entries included one by cathymv suggesting that “I think Trump submitted Walz’s resume for the open position of Iran’s next Ayatollah…”, while patriciamcc compared Walz to the fictional character Uriah Heep from Charles Dickens’ David Copperfield.

Reader Choice and Other Awards

The Readers Choice Award went to rodney dill with the entry “Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”, which captured the essence of the image with a touch of dark humor. Kenny Moore’s entry, “Walz is the kind of guy I’d like to be my ex-wife’s next husband,”, won the Best Banter Weight award for its clever phrasing. BluesHarper’s entry, “Porky Pig says, ‘Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!'”, took the Best Sunday-11th Hour award, nodding to the classic cartoon character.

Mary Gehman’s caption, “I just checked the men’s room and there are no tampons…it makes me so sad…”, was awarded Best “Trump’s Fault” for its satirical take on current events. The entry from retired military, “Hillary ‘That could have been me looking clueless while being questioned by Congress. That should have been me'”, won the Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS” category. RockThisTown’s entry, “For fraud deflections lasting more than 4 hours, consult your attorney,”, was deemed the Most Inappropriate, highlighting the sharp edge of the contest’s humor.

A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday morning, continuing the tradition of engaging and often provocative commentary. The contest has become a regular feature, drawing in participants from across the political spectrum and offering a unique platform for satire and social commentary.

Participants continue to submit captions that reflect the tone and issues of the moment, making the contest a barometer of public sentiment and a space for creative expression. As the contest moves forward, it is expected to remain a fixture in the blog’s lineup, offering readers a weekly dose of humor and insight.

With the week of March 7, 2026, now in the books, the Wizbang Blog looks ahead to the next edition, promising more of the same wit and commentary that has made the contest a popular feature.